everyone’s childhood otp
whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?
i may be stupid
Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
Awwwww
I am on the verge of tears please watch this
You ALL be regretting writing, or attempting to write, that book or script about the serial killer.
Prosecutor: “The defendant googled ‘How does a murderer clean up the scene?’ is that not highly suspicious?!”
Sobbing writer: “But it was for my pulp crime novel! And I still can’t get a publishing deal!”
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.




















































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